Monday, January 09, 2006
On random groping.
So that time of the year has finally come. The period after Christmas where everyone dismantles their christmas trees [it's true] and pack away their collection of primeval christmas carols that haunt the minds of adults and children alike. But somewhere in the land cries of discontent can be heard. Cries of outraged modesty and cries about fear of aerosol cans. An auntie's voice wails about her cans of drink stolen along Orchard Road.
What's wrong with this people. They camoflage within the crowd along Orchard Road and strike at innocent girls, ladies and oba-sans indiscriminately. Oba-sans for crying-out-loud. Argh.
Furthermore, they sprayed an auntie's little kid just to steal drinks from her stall. So much for a lawful and orderly society.
So it's time to call for preventive measures. If you don't want someone lifting up your skirt and taking a picture. Then don't wear a skirt. If you don't want someone spraying your kid? Whip out a knife and fling it at the next aerosol wielding bastard. That should teach them for spraying foam in your face. Walk around with a baseball bat strapped to your back and watch your troubles fade away.
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On friends of the opposite sex.
I'm walking with my friend and we started talking on the way to the cafe. Five seconds later- "OOOHHHHH-" half my class is behind me saying that we are together. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM. can't i make a friend in peace? so what if she is a girl? you mean they aren't human? Fuck that, my best friend is a girl. Must it always have a romantic context when i talk to a girl? I'm sick of this shit.
Trying hard to ignore the nonsense. Sometimes, turning a deaf ear is a good thing. If they think it's entertaining to watch us squirm and feel awkward.. Fine, whatever makes them happy.
Hell, like i'm ever going to let this spoil a good friendship.
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